Painkiller > Kim Jong Un (Blog 34)

Me again! What have I been doing this time? I’ve been trying to promote my Facebook page ‘The Unsubscribe Tribe’. My main method of doing so was by me reviewing various scripts and videos and asking for likes in return. At first it was fun, but after a couple of days, the despair kicked in, especially as I didn’t seem to be making progress. Yes, for seemingly no reason, I read about cannibalism and people getting their fingers cut of with scissors. :S Just why? However, after all of that fictional suffering, today I woke up with a total of five followers! That’s not too bad, as not so many people know about Unsubscribe, at the moment. Only its trailer has been released on Youtube, but to be fair, it has been given a warm reception, with no dislikes. As I rightly pointed out on the Official Unsubscribe page, and in my exact words, ‘there is usually at least one lunatic who likes to make 'his mark on the world'. To such a person, all it takes is a dislike in an ocean of fans and he's made it. Well not here!’ Thought that was funny, so… y’know, follow me.

What else? Well, I’ve not long ago come back from the dentist. Luckily for me, that’s not worth commenting on, as all is fine. I’m assuming you don’t want to hear about my teeth being the same as they were, six months ago. Yes, my gnashers have survived onslaughts of cake after cake, for another half a year until my next appointment. As always, I’ve also done my fair share of Youtube video and the preceding advert watching. In particular, I’ve been micro-funding Vsauce. Through that channel, I found out that if a single pin head was as hot as the Sun’s core, everyone within a thousand miles of it would be killed. Pretty impressive, right? However, if you’re familiar with Judas Priest and their song ‘Painkiller’, you will know that the Painkiller is brighter than a thousand suns. That means that if the very same monster was as small as a pinhead, everyone with a million miles of him would be killed. That’s ridiculous. No wonder you can’t stop the Painkiller.

So… Why are people going on about Kim Jong Un so much, and not the being the heavy metal band describe? Is the former worse than a Painkiller? Is he faster than a laser bullet and louder than an atom bomb? No. At his very worst he’s equally as loud as an atom bomb, which fair enough, is pretty bad. However, Donald Trump is as loud as 6,800 atom bombs, so he wins over Un, at least. If Russia teamed up with America, that would be an extra 7,000 warheads, so Vladimir Putin wins as well. The tardy vote fiddler (allegedly) wins. It sounds bad when you put it like that, doesn’t it? Hmm… What else is in the news, other than Un's antics? A perhaps more trivial story, is that of the German man who broke the world record for carrying the most amount of beers. Hang on, what? Are these two topics on the same UK News website? They are! Anyone who reads all the articles on that site will go on an emotional rollercoaster, that’s for sure. Funny beer stories and the apocalypse. Wow. And I THINK that’s all for me… Back to hustling, I guess. Byeeeeee.