Earlier on today, I went to Staines to celebrate the excellent results of my dentist appointments! I was fearing the health care workers would say something like ‘You’ve gone too far, Simon. All the sugar? It has to stop, screwed up face. :S.’ I heard nothing of the sort, so why not go on an intense food binge in the town? Actually there’s a fairly good reason - constipation BUT I’ve been drinking more the last few days and my self-diagnosed torn bum seems to have healed. For

As I’m typing, I’m psyching myself up for my upcoming dentist appointments. Obviously I can’t really blog about that yet as I haven’t been there. I can guess what it will be like though judging by past experiences, I’d be really nervous as I wait, the hygiene session will be really painful, the proceeding overall checkup won’t be nearly as bad, and I’d feel a huge sense of relief and boosted mood when everything is finally over. I heard that after you get stung by a bullet an

Earlier on today, I finally bit the bullet and downloaded scriptwriting software onto my computer all by myself. Yes, to do so you only need to know how to read and follow basic instructions (nothing more complicated than ‘drag the image to install’) but when everything was over, I did get a more than noticeable buzz, one comparable to finishing a long gym session. I was on top of the world. Things didn’t go 100% smoothly though. I forgot the password for the site as I last u

In Matt and co’s latest teacher themed podcast, Matt talks about throwing children down staircases in frustration and hitting them, and...

Today I went to Hampton Court again, this time with my dad, brother, two mini nieces and nephew! To start things off, my dad couldn’t...

You know when I said I could update my computer with software, but not the very latest version of it a few days ago? That’s because my...

According to the internet (not A.I., I don’t trust that) my Mac should need an update later on today (at the time of writing, which is a...

As the title suggested, the LCW meeting has been cancelled, so I’m going to go for a lovely walk in Chobham Common instead, then I’ll...

As there is tube strike in London coming up that means it looks like I’m going to have to cancel my trip to the London Comedy Writers...

It’s been a month or so since I posted about Matt and co.’s teacher themed podcast, so let’s share another! Almost immediately everyone...

At the time of typing on a Thursday, I’m planning on going to Kingston to get the brand new Deftones album, that I’ve already reserved by...

I had a thorough, three tubes full blood test in February at my local doctor to see how my general health was. The checkups are supposed...

Yesterday, I went to Hampton Court Palace with my dad, brother, sister in law, three nieces and nephew! The first thing I noticed when...

Yesterday, England played football against Spain! Land of tea vs land of tacos, based on those stereotypes, anyone could win, right? Is...

On Tuesday night I was excited when I saw the England women football team turn things around and start beating the other side, after the...

On this month’s teacher themed podcast, Matt and co. almost immediately discuss a place obsessed with cheese! Just a few seconds in and...

Ok, the Guildford chilli and cheese festival visit was cancelled so I can’t truly blog about it, but I can pretend I was there. In fact,...

You may have read one of my interviews on this site where I talked about how my left hand is less veiny than my right, suggesting I...

Right, I’m typing on a Monday and NOW I’m 37. Am I going to celebrate in the way I did two days ago? Nope. I’d like to, but asking my...

For practical reasons, I celebrated my birthday two days earlier than I should have done, yesterday. Yep, as I’m typing on a Sunday,...