Same old, same old. Again. (Blog 39)

This is going to be a particularly difficult blog. Not only has nothing happened, I also have writer’s block. You may have noticed I’ve added another monologue recently, and a few more jokes. I would be lying if I said I could come up with any well thought out stuff, right now. I can however, write of my random efforts as I try to create material. That would be something. So here come my thought processes… DVD cases are bigger than CD cases? What’s up with that? The disks are the same size, right? Nope, can’t think how I can work with that. Don’t you think it’s weird how crisps are crispy, but sausages have nothing to do with time? Here’s a thought: If sausages were about time, what would a saus-age be? Maybe how long it takes to eat a sausage? Let’s call a sausage one and a half minutes. As in ‘I’m sorry, I’m going to be ten sausages late’.

That’s fine. Next. Why are sweet apples red and sour apples green? Red is the colour of blood and anger, and green is the colour of lovely fields. #mismatch Wait! This blog is sounding like ‘Thoughts from a man seeking the truth!’ My monologue! This is a blog! Oh dear. Let’s try and be different. After this one thought, that is… Why don’t I like Guthrie Govan’s music very much? It’s really good! I think it might be because I don’t like the colour of his guitar. It depresses me. No jokes. Alright, NOW what else? How abouttttt…. Facts instead of wonderings? Alright Steve Vai is the best rock guitarist of all time. Not funny, though. I’ll tell you what is funny; when people say Jimi Hendrix was the best guitarist ever. Lol. No. Playing guitar with your teeth is cool, but it doesn’t make good music. Now I’ve slandered the dead, I’ll attack the living. Joe Satriani kicks sheep. No, only joking.

Ah… After looking through the Unsubscribe Facebook page, it seems I have another picture from the program to add to my fan page and comment on. I’ll let you know how it goes!… Ok, done. After that uncalled for character assassinating, I thought I'd redeem myself. In the image caption, I praised David Bowie for being colourful. In a way. Don’t worry, I didn’t do that for no reason; I linked his colourful persona to the colourful clothes of the internet show’s stars. Ok, now what. I think I’ll go to gym, then write about that. Stay with me; it might be good… Oh God. It was the same experience as countless others. Alright, you’ve come to the end of this blog, and you’ve learnt I haven’t done too much. To be fair, I did get another two followers of The Unsubscribe Tribe. (One I didn’t have to work for, and is a bit of a mystery). That’s not so bad, right? Later on I have another Unsubscribe episode to post. Then I’m going to do a short review of the new Red Dwarf show, for another website (or at least start it). So if you’re a potential employer reading this… I am very impressive and deserve all your money! Bye!