Comedy Competition Part 4! (Blog 52)

The fourth comedy competition has finished! Who won? Ahem, this needs some explaining. -_- Well my rules are that the entrants should be relatively unheard of as there is little point in promoting videos that are already successful. (Ok, the real reasoning behind my regulations, is that famous people are unlikely to follow my Facebook page after I follow there’s. But whatever). Anyway, as I was out looking for videos for my site, I came across one comedy act who had around 300 followers. ‘Hm!’ I thought. I followed them and got permission to use ‘their’ video. Only it wasn’t theirs, they just shared it on their page. I only recently found out the real project behind the competitor had millions of subscribers. That would explain the unusually good production. Whoops. It seems so obvious now. But that didn’t really matter, as I simply divided my competition in two. One section was for famous people (not much of a contest, as there was only one entry) and the other was for everyone else.

So who was the real winner? You may know her from my blogs; it was Kate Perry! Check out her video, here… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9RW8BU5I9I&feature=share However, this video is also worth watching, even though short… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czI6TdU9MaI Top notch knitting, right? But about the first video… It had some great characters and acting, don’t you think? Giving her video a high score was not only justified, it was also very convenient in case I ever meet the woman, again. It would be awkward being around her if she knew she lost to a drug addict saying ‘do you want to suck my dick’, because she nearly did. (Don’t worry, the video wasn’t nearly as bad as it sounds, trust me). It also wouldn’t have been too odd if she lost to someone getting stabbed in the face after tickling someone. It may not necessarily sound funny to you, but have a look for it on my page if you’re curious. Things really escalated quickly, right? https://www.facebook.com/The-Unsubscribe-Tribe-157356154842321/

So what else to talk about? I think I’ll go off topic yet again, and write about the creme brûlée I had at a pub, only two days ago. Damn that was a good creme brûlée. After cracking through the hardened caramel on top, (I guess the brûlée) I was rewarded with first rate creme. I want another one, right now, but I think going all the way to the place just to get a desert is a little bit excessive. We’re not talking about milkshakes here. ‘STOP GOING ON ABOUT MILKSHAKE!’ Argh. :S Alright, Jesus. I do hope to be getting one later, though. So deal with it. But I don’t think I’ll write about it, unless I have any particularly good anecdotes about the drink. Most likely, not. What will be doing until the time I leave the house? Well, there’s a very pesky paragraph I’ve been working on for my Facebook page, that I can’t get to flow properly. I don’t know why. I’m just staring at it like a zombie whilst wide eyed and sighing very loudly, as if that might help. It’s worth a try. For now, b y e.

I’m back, without the food I wanted. However, I feel it my duty to talk about what I did eat, because for the price it really was exceptional. For just £2.49, I got a borderline delicious Chicken Biryani from the company, HSA Foods. I don’t want to make other people poorer, but HSA, you can charge more that double that. I was actually put off eating it at first, because it was so cheap and thus, your low price may be losing you customers. I really should work in marketing, shouldn’t I? Not the most likeable profession, especially to people such as Bill Hicks, but fuck it. I want the money. Unsurprisingly, I have little else to say for possibly the 100th time. It’s just food, so let’s wrap things up an interesting fact about when this blog was published. Because I didn’t want the results of my competition to come out before February, I didn’t post this blog immediately. (It was (mostly) written on Jan 26th). Therefore, if you’re obsessed with order and you’ve been trying to work out what day I like to get my milkshake on, I may have been misleading you. If so, I do apologise. Friday is milkshake day, now please stop going on about it. Ok, NOW no more about the stuff. Perhaps forever. And that’s everything. Once again….. Byeeeee.