Observations and Evil Train Staff (Blog 53)

As I explained earlier, I want to get 53 blogs done before Feb 10th so I can say on average, I’m writing more than one blog a week. I’ve also explained that I really should stop writing about me doing nothing, as I always do that. That’s a problem as surprise, surprise, nothing too interesting has happened. Therefore, I think this blog will just have some random observations in it, rather than it being anecdote based. However, I do have one little story to write about: Just yesterday as I was coming home from London by train, the person who watches over everyone on his dozens of cameras and makes announcements (the train fascist, as I like to think of him) said something that was rather troubling.

He went ‘the train has been delayed because the police….’ at that moment everyone panicked. They all though to themselves ‘…. found a bomb!’ However, the man continued by saying ’because the police are searching for a thief’. (Ok he didn’t put it like that, but it would be funny if he did. ‘Thief’s’ a funny word, isn’t it??) I could have sworn he put it the way he did just to terrorise everyone. My thoughts seemed to be confirmed as I later got off the train and saw his evil grin. Wow. Hopefully his extreme pranks won’t escalate. Imagine him leaving mysterious bags on the transport and screaming into his microphone. :S Ok, that’s my only story of late.

Now for the observations. Aren’t video games crazy? They started out with the perfectly normal ‘Pong’, but it wasn’t long until things got spiced up with totally out-there ideas. For example, the futuristic racing game ‘F Zero’ for SNES that I watched on Youtube the other day, actually had bombs on the track. Could you imagine if there were bombs on the road in Formula One? There would be outrage. Why can’t things be more like real life? If they were the world would be just that little bit easier to predict. Wouldn’t that be nice?

Ok, observation No. 2… This one is something I’ve been thinking about for many years, now: Where are all the pregnant women? I see women pushing prams all over the place, yet I can’t even remember the last time I saw a ‘double person’. Sure, there is propaganda on TV where you see with-child soap actors or ‘people giving birth’ in medical programs but I’m not fooled. Something very strange is clearly going on, but what???? The only thing I can think of is all babies are aliens from somewhere in space and the Earth is being invaded in secret so humans can’t fight back. How? I can’t even speculate for that one, sorry. But let’s lighten things up with a more lighthearted observation, eh?

Chips! What a cheerful word. So, do chips count as your fruit and veg five a day? If so, good. Finally, I want to talk about something I discovered a while ago, that only a select few (if that) know about: If you burst Vitamin D tablets on your tongue whilst eating white chocolate, the taste gets enhanced. I swear to God. How random is that? If you want to try it out for yourself, here are the supplements I take: HuxD3 20,000 IU colecalciferol. Have fun! Don’t do it too much though, as apparently too much of the stuff can give you kidney stones and they will result in extreme pain. Alright, I’ve done it, I’ve written more than one blog a week over the past year. Bye!