Comedy Contest 13 (Blog 99)

Can Barney the Dinosaur as president and the Teletubbies together defeat terrorists? According to the writers and victors of my latest comedy contest, ‘Made in Amerika’, quite possibly, yes, as shown in their first episode. Why the dinosaur as leader? I don’t know… Such a weird quirk was never explained, yet many viewers wouldn’t even question it. They would just enjoy the video, which is a sign of a good writer. A silly man in a costume known for singing ‘I love you, you love me’ to children and having total control of a population is like me (in opposite world) writing of a responsible and imposing policeman who has absolutely no power. Not easy to do in a way that makes sense, right? I’ve seen policemen do breakdancing on Youtube, but not constantly whilst on duty and whilst ignoring crimes. That’s my idea that has been vaguely inspired by the comedy group.

And why the Teletubbies? Again, I’m not COMPLETELY sure, all I know is the gist of the video was to make them seem like terrorists so real extremists would team up with them. After that and having gained their trust, the Teletubbies would then defeat THEM. Well that was the friendly lizard’s plan, or something like that. To be honest, I think MiA wrote about the children’s (or now ex children’s) characters just for attention. Narcissists. The cuddly creatures sure are trustworthy, but needless to say, they aren’t well known for their combat abilities. To be clear, the idea is effective but it’s so random.

What about Made in Amerika Episode 2? I didn’t enter that video in my competition, but let’s discuss it here, anyway. Just because I want to see what happens to the weird alien looking things with TVs on their stomachs. Oh… The scars on their faces when they are finally fully seen suggest they got slashed with some kind or knife. That’s pretty grim. Imagine seeing something like THAT on early Saturday morning TV. In Episode 3, it is found out that the ‘tubbies turn against the purple dinosaur, providing a strange amount of depth to a script that was mostly very juvenile. But in a good way, again. If that isn’t always good. Have I whet your appetite for 1st rate contest winning craziness? Good, check out MiA’s video, here…

https://www.facebook.com/MadeInAmeriKaShow/videos/994281957408333/

… Now it’s time to talk about… cheap Lynx deodorant compared with more expensive perfume for men. I always thought the latter was far superior in quality, but that’s only because I was misusing the former. I don’t mean by cutting the container open and pouring the liquid on my skin, this is Wiedemann Comedy Randoms not Wiedemann F**ing Stupids, I mean I was simply spraying myself with too much of the stuff, resulting in a harsh smell. If I spray just a little I find the smell to be very very competitive. Unfortunately, many people (often well groomed sociopaths) seem to cover themselves, so they can be smelt 10 meters away. Needless to say, that’s a particularly overpowering experience and what’s worse, that’s a bad advert. Now I’ve promoted them… Can I have some money, please? And that’s all from me again, bye!