Contest 107! (Blog 594)

Matt and co. haven’t released a full blown podcast in a while, I presume because they’ve stopped teaching over the Summer holidays. However, they could make a show about them partying which would be just as fun, if not more so. Unless maybe the people they hang out with are just as awful as the children they teach. And if they are? Personally, I’d like to hear about that, too. I don’t mean to sound like the person who sirs things up, but actually I’d rather hear about that. So, what to do in this situation? I’ll be reviewing a short clip of Matt, instead. At the time of his posting, he explains that he’s on a break which I’m sure will be shared with kind people, despite what I said; he explains he’s getting married very soon (so soon he may actually be married at the time of THIS posting); and possibly because of self-esteem issues, he seems to have made a rat face. I’m not saying he looks like a rat, I’d need to make an EXTREMELY sincere apology if I did that, I’m saying he briefly made a rat expression for comic effect. I’ll tell you what I am sorry for, though… Mentioning his face at all. It’s crossed a boundary, hasn’t it? It’s inappropriate much like describing someone’s lips/cheeks, and for that? Sorry, Matt. Anyway, all in all, that’s more content in a few seconds than you get in some of the full length shows, so well done, him! :) And on another positive note… Congratulations, Matt for the wedding! On the downside though, when I score his mini clip, I won’t be able to say it’s TOO funny (excluding the brief facial expression) as getting married isn’t amusing. If it is, something may have gone wrong. Maybe the amazing cake gets knocked over, which is KINDA something to laugh about, but that would still spoil things for me as I love cake and especially fancy ones!

These posts aren’t really blogs, are they? You could argue they’re blogs for Matt, but this is my site, so that argument doesn’t really work. What to do? Let’s make it a real blog, now. So, at the time of the next LCW meeting, a train station I usually stop off on the way home will be closed, so what do I do, there??? Find another route? That’s super hard, so I may not go there at all! I probably will though, as my life is exceptionally dull, I do need some days out. This will sound rude, but I think I’m just going to walk out of the meeting early, so I have more time to catch the train/trains. Or, if I want to be dramatic, I can storm out of the room without giving an explanation, but that seems unlikely, I’d have to be seriously bored to do that. It also points to a personality disorder, either the dramatic/erratic cluster, or the odd/eccentric cluster or both. I was thinking I could blog about the alternative route, but ideally I like to write about experiences I enjoy. Also, blog 600 is approaching and it will be a ton of work, so I kinda want to delay the mega blog for as long as possible, to be honest. Lazy Simon. I guess writing it will be fun in a way, though. Welcome back, the Dominant Egg, I suppose. I don’t want to give too many spoilers, but a pig cadaver will also be making an appearance, not because I’m a weirdo or mental, but because I almost saw the words ‘pig cadaver’ on a numberplate and it has inspired me, despite saying I wouldn’t mention the pig a while ago because it’s too morbid. What will the pig cadaver say? Probably nothing, it will probably just make the other guests in the blog very uncomfortable.

Now what to say? Well, my life is boring, isn’t it? So let’s talk about Matt again! If you look at his videos, he has varying amounts of stubble. I totally get that, me too! However, for me that’s not so much a fashion statement, more me not wanting to shave every day. It only takes three or four minutes, but that’s time I could be watching a fantastic Youtube video. (Like Matt’s!) I should also point out rats don’t grow beards, again Matt is absolutely nothing like a rat. Again, sorry if that’s crossing a boundary, it was an odd thing to type, wasn’t it? Here’s some heartfelt advice though: Look after your cake. That’s all I have to say, I’m not the best person to go to advice to. Look after your cakes, and for the schizophrenics out there, remember to take your meds! That’s it. In rare cases you can go into a coma if you suddenly stop taking them, and you think catatonia is bad? Fortunately it’s not really possible to forget taking them as you’ll have the roughest sleep imaginable, I’m not going through that again. I didn’t go into a coma, but ignoring the 8 hours or so of nightmares and the frequent waking up shouting ‘Nooooo!’ or whatever was pretty dumb. Now what to say? Ah yes, I was watching the news just now and the presenter said a new type of seaweed has been discovered, and then she said it doesn’t have a name yet. Well, don’t people always give names to species? The seaweed isn’t going to name itself, is it? And if it does, why would it be in Latin? And that’s all I have to say, check out Matt’s mini video below!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/omSId95Y9EU