Back to the Gym! (Blog 246)

Today I’ll be going back to the gym for the first time in ages! I’m not sure what to write in the meantime, though. Hmmm. This isn’t exactly relevant, but I’m extremely annoyed to say I left part of the Chinese meal I ordered on Saturday in my car by mistake. I just found the chicken today. At first, I assumed the chefs got my order wrong, which seemed to explain why I got an extra order I never asked for. It seems they were just being kind. Is the chicken safe to eat, now? I guess it’s best to ask my dad for clarification, but he’s not at home at the moment. I checked the internet for info, but it’s pretty ambiguous. Apparently when cooked, it goes bad in 3 to 4 days. Well which one is it? It’s an important question when you consider the fact food poisoning can kill. Ok, I’ve only left it for 2 days, but again, should I trust the internet where any old lunatic can write anything? -_- Maybe I shouldn’t be too annoyed though, as I’m not particularly hungry, anyway. However, based on past experiences, I should be hungry later. Actually that’s a pattern that has persisted throughout my life, so I’m pretty confident about it. I’m sorry if that sounds arrogant.

Changing the subject again, I’ve sent one of my sketches (my first podcast to be precise) to the London Comedy Writers team, in the hope of getting it read out in the next online meeting. I haven’t had a response yet. I’m hoping the silence isn’t a (relatively) polite way of telling me to go away, and to be fair, it could be. Yep. Still no reply. I guess I should stop playing death metal/speedcore on my computer in the meetings. I didn’t play anything when people’s scripts were read out though, which was something. Too far. Just when everyone was saying ‘hello’ and stuff. :) Of course I prefer going to the physical meetings, but I’m not interested in carrying a ghetto blaster with me on the train and some albums, so in that respect, the online versions are pretty cool. Changing the subject AGAIN, I recently saw a numberplate saying APE and then five, four, one, and T. I’m not sure how that was allowed. Whether that was meant to be funny or a flat out warning I don’t know. I’d love to know what the guy did for a living. If he was a school teacher, it would be perfect.

Moving on, I came up with a new joke! It goes ‘What do you call the best intestines? Wintestines!’ Not very good is it? However, I think it WOULD be good if Lewis Hamilton won another race and claimed he had wintestines. I really hope he does, in fact. Just because it’s so cheesy. Unless his bowels are actually rubbish. In that case he’d have bintestines. :S I’m so sorry, that was even worse. I’m sure Mr. Hamilton would love it if I stopped talking about his bowels, so I guess I’ll stop mentioning them for now. Errr… Still waiting for my dad. He’s back! My chicken has been given the all clear! I think I’ll have it after coming back from the gym! :D NOW what to say? Obviously writing about something that hasn’t happened yet is tricky. Maybe I could imagine what going to the gym would be like. Will anything funny happen? I doubt it. In all the years I’ve been going to the place, nothing really is standing out as particularly amusing. I once fell off a hiking machine but that wan’t funny. It would only be funny if that happened to someone else, but preferably not an elderly person. Again - too far. For now I think I’ll try and come up with decent jokes, this time. See you tomorrow!

(A day passes)

As expected I don’t really know what to say about the gym. Everything went as normal, really. My leg started to hurt a tiny bit after a while, so I only stayed there ten minutes longer than I was supposed to instead of fifteen, like I used to. A shame, I know. After the gym, my ignored Chinese chicken was certainly enjoyed. In fact I was so hungry, I also enjoyed a banana! Only another reason to work out - You get to eat more! Excellent stuff. Here’s something to ponder: Should I give myself one day off from exercising a week or two? A tough choice, but I’ll pull through. I won’t be going today, as I’ll be too busy with the LCW meeting. Hopefully my musical escapades have all been forgotten about and we can more on together. Thank God my script was accepted and it will be performed. Should I diagnose the people running the site with some kind of mental disorder? Schizotypal springs to mind, but I’m no psychiatrist. Who knows, at the end of the day? Weirdos. Now I’ll be posting this blog, what do I move on to next? ANOTHER interview or podcast? Seems I’ve been exhausted of ideas, lately. :( Would you mind if I did another interview? I sure hope not. Bye!