Circles! (Blog 360)

Circles have 360 degrees in them, this is my 360th blog, so… let’s blog about circles! First up, CDs are in the shape of a circles. And the gap you get in the middle? Another circle! A circle lover’s dream. What CD am I listening to right now? ‘Ego Trip’ by Papa Roach, the album I bought yesterday. Is it good as a special double circle or even a plain circle? The rapping isn’t, but ignore that stuff and you know what? I think yes, it is indeed better than a circle. Now to review my mug that, you guessed it, has a circular top and bottom. Another two circles! Here’s a thought: As my mug is tube shaped and there is no limit to how small something can be (I think), you could fit an infinite amount of circles in the mug from top to bottom. That’s WAY better than a CD’s two circles! Holy moly. Now let’s talk about Actimel! They’re not tube shaped, they’re more vase shaped. Most people focus on the flavour, but why not get the most out of your experience? Why not enjoy sweet strawberries and the only shape in the world that has just one side at the same time?? A special shape, a special taste.

Interestingly small bottles of ‘Ginger Immune Support’ have circular tops, but squarish bottoms. Looking at such a strange combination? THAT’S living. Again, if you enjoy the contents at the same time? Three things to enjoy in this case. The top part of my sun screen (I guess it’s called a button?? Or maybe a finger tapper? Or a tappy tap?) is also circular. Obviously I have little use for the product in the traditional sense with the weather Brits have now, but as the bottle is kind of soft and spongy I mostly use it as a kind of pillow. Not when sleeping, my living situation isn’t THAT bad, rather when I really need to think super hard, I put the bottle on my computer desk, and rest my forehead on that. I’m not sure why I shared that with you. No wait, I’m just saying another cool product with a circle! Lynx Arica is another tube. Unspectacular right? It is? LISTEN! You can fit an infinite amount of circles in them! Dear God! How is that unspectacular? Only joking. Lynx smells better than sunscreen AND mugs. The latter really shouldn’t smell of anything. If they smell bad? Well, time to stop drinking from it, I guess. Seriously, you may want to call 999.

Just for the sake of generating material, let’s spray some Africa on me now. Mm, nice. I doubt the place smells like that, when I think of continent I think elephants and zebras. Surely they’re not that well groomed, right? The dogs and cats I’m familiar with simply lick themselves. Elephants and such must bathe with scented bubble bath or something. Where do they get it from? How do they make it? Well, they’re clever animals aren’t they. Lynx Voodoo smells nice, too. Again, surprising. When you think of evil people conjuring up spells, you probably think they smell a bit. Nope, they’re well groomed, too. On the whole, Africa is a nice smelling place. You know what? That ginger drink was so nice and its container had such a nice shape, I think I’ll have another. Drinking so much of the stuff is probably going to give me diarrhoea or something. It certainly tastes strong enough to do so. It seems very powerful. Ok, they’re enough circles, I think. A bit of a rushed blog, but I want to get busy with my next story. Things are about to get crazy. Bye!