Comedy Contest 29! (Blog 182)
- deftonesaresuper
- Mar 1, 2020
- 3 min read
This month’s contest has been a very special one. For the first time ever, a contestant (called ‘Bad Medicine’) has now won twice. I previously theorised that if such an event should happen, the world could end. What was my thinking? Well it was a very tiny hunch (very VERY tiny, don’t be scared) more than anything else, like how we all suspect pigeons are supplying drugs to people. It’s the shifty way they walk, casually bobbing their heads like criminals. So we’re not crazy, or even weird. ‘You mean you risked the end of the world doing this contest? What kind of a person are you?’ Again, I didn’t literally believe me making BM super winners would kill everyone, but at the same time, you can’t really prove it can you? When you hear of a crazy theory like the butterfly effect ending humanity, it can make you cautious about everything you do. It may even make you hate the creatures which is kind of sad really, as they harmless 99.999999999% of the time. Yes they are extremely dangerous that other 0.000000001%, (apparently) but no one is perfect.
Anyway, what was the winning video like? Hmmm… How can I put this without being demonetised? Here we have another first, I’m not going to describe the entry. Too risky. Only joking, I’ll find a way… Ok, I’ve got something. One of the characters complains near the end that the fan fiction group isn’t anarchic enough. ‘Oh Simon, that’s ridiculous. Hang on… What are you on about?’ Basically that was a crazy thing to say. Check out the link below to find out why…
Ok, so we have anarchy in a get together. What else can I discuss? Is Winnie the Pooh in blue socks really a cause for outrage? I wear blue socks. Now I know why some people show anger towards me. And I thought it’s because I try to run people over. Ha. How about that. No, only joking. Finally, is the thought of depressed fictional character Eeyore being happy offensive? Maybe a little bit weird. It suggests the complainer has never even heard a mild swear word before, possibly because of being raised in a very strict environment. ‘Oh how awful’. Yes, but there is a film that will make everything better: The South Park Movie. It famously contains enough swear words to last a lifetime. I also recommend nuns watch it at least once so they rid curses out of their systems for good. But maybe that could backfire, resulting in foul-mouthed religious people. That must not happen.
Alright, as explained I’ve barely commented on the video at all and now it’s time to move on to a random anecdote. A while ago as I travelled to the London Comedy Writers meeting, I was waiting to have a pee. I hadn’t had one in a VERY long time. (Long for me I mean, it was actually about a couple of hours. Well, one and a half). When I finally did I was thinking to myself ‘ahhhh what a relief’. Then I thought ‘hang on… Was that the highlight of my day? It quite possibly could have been.’ That’s depressing isn’t it? Is that really what my life has come to? In word, yes. To sum up, this has been a bit of an experimental blog and it could go either way, but I did try, really. Bye! Woooah, there! Boy do I have a story for you! After writing all of the preceding I went to the shops and spent exactly £10! ‘Big deal you bought two items for a fiver…’ No, no! I bought five items and the prices were quite complicated. I checked; one was £3.80! Excellent stuff. Ok, now bye!
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