Contest 38 (Blog 226)

This contest really was the clash of the titans. It may have only featured two acts, but both were previous double winners! Yep, that means one would become a triple winner! But who? Hidden Histories or Matt Jones?? Well, obviously Matt Jones. If you didn’t notice his name on the massive blog picture, your observational skills are worse than mine, quite frankly. Ouch. In fact, you’re only one level up from blind/eyeless. But you’re not blind/eyeless and that’s the main thing, right? Unless you really want a guide dog, that is. But then again, why not just have your sight and get a regular dog? Sure they don’t know as much, but what are you going to do? Talk to it? Schizo. Maybe you’d like to be blind, to get one of those white sticks to carry. If so… well you’re a weirdo, aren’t you? Unless maybe you want to look ultra mature?? Some people dye their hair grey don’t they? Maybe deep down they want to go full OAP and be blind, too. Maybe they’d like a bit of arthritis, as well. Doesn’t sound likely, though. Then again, some people saw their legs off, don’t they. I simply don’t understand some people. Unless maybe they want to… No, it’s gone.

Anyway, the guy coming in second’s video was pretty good, but his characters appeared catatonic, in that only their mouths ever moved. Everything else was as still as a rock. Very sad. Speaking from experience (yes, again…) doing anything with even mild schizophrenia is incredibly difficult, so God knows how much energy it took for the characters to be so active in conversation. If they went on some strong antipsychotics, who knows what they could achieve? If anything, they would be OTT. Think the hyper Eddie Murphy in Shrek. Some think he’s entertaining, others annoying. Whatever the case, he’s annoying. I mean successful. Anywho, check out HH’s video below. Interestingly, it features George Lucas. (Yep, he’s catatonic, too). If you don’t believe he was ever mentally ill, here’s the proof. Why is he ill? I suppose the stress got to him. I don’t know what stress though. I guess the Star Wars characters look pretty intimidating with their light sabres and all. But he tells them what to do, that’s the thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j29wU5WmUSw

Anyway, about the now triple winner, Matt Jones. There’s no TRUE insanity with the characters, here. However there simply is something not quite right about someone who is willing to kill people to get an unpaid internship. Why not just be law abiding and drive a van, maybe. The great thing is, that pays! You can listen to the radio too, sounds like fun. Again, there are some people I don’t understand. He better study the DSM V and learn how to fake insanity, or he’s going to get the death penalty. Speaking of the DSM 5 (yes I want it, but not to justify a killing rampage), Amazon is selling the paperback version for £100 and the hardback version for over £150. Is the stylish cardboard cover really worth more than £50? I’m no expert, but it seems the sellers are antisocial. Crooks, basically. Yep, I’ve diagnosed THEM. Ha. I wonder if I could diagnose Mr. Jones with anything… Na. I don’t mean to sound like a creep, but his personality is absolutely outstanding. Only joking, that was creepy wasn’t it? Still though, I wish someone would say that to me. What else to say? I guess…

… check out Matt Jones’s video below!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y76W4Z6NkWM&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR38f-hANYvbpHSvnF2iOizViPdDP5XXqFheyOP0dDra29SBKN-Iv-POQqE

Now to change the subject! I appreciate the high definition of my new Mac screen, but what kind of nutter uses the full brightness mode? It’s like staring into the sun! There are 17 levels of brightness and I find the 2nd one to be absolutely fine. If there ever becomes a time when I’m on the absolutely CRAZY 17, something has gone seriously wrong. Maybe a nuclear Winter where natural brightness was only a memory and needs to be replicated. Pretty morbid thinking from Apple. I wonder what they know that I don’t. Or maybe everyone’s wearing sunglasses because they’re in The Matrix. Or maybe my eyes are just going. :( Unfortunately all three scenarios suck, though I do like the thought of me being able to dodge bullets. Badass. I have to admit I’d abuse my power in times of peace and make it look like I was the best acrobat in the world. I don’t think that was a topic dealt with in the film (I haven’t actually watched it), but if it was it would be more believable/fun. I think. Who knows. Bye!