Contest 46! (Blog 265)

I’m reviewing a Hidden Histories video again! ‘Simon, why do they deserve so many thumbs up?' Well, I think we’re similar to each other, so we can be comfortable greeting/showing respect to each other however we please. Only joking, I think HH would take offence to that, if they’re like most (very close-minded) people, anyway. What’s their project about? Wrestling and drugs… Again. I’m not complaining, obviously I keep going on about going mental and getting lost. (Because that’s what happens to me on a very regular basis). I wonder if HH are writing about what they know, as well… Do they like wrestling and doing drugs?? Another common theme of HH is them talking complete nonsense. Taking drugs would make you do that, just saying. As would a traumatic brain injury, (i.e. from wrestling). I think the softly softly approach is best: Hidden Histories… Are you on drugs? It’s ok, you know. Sorry, I was being paranoid. I know you’re not. Anyway, let’s keep reviewing them. It’s either that or reviewing no one again, and what would the point be, really? No one complained, but did I get the compliments I as hoping for? No.

How is this video different from their other wrestling ones? There’s no wizard co-judging the fighting match! I’ve been thinking why that could be. Well… as this video features less drugs than some of their others, could the wizard be a figment of their imaginations? Here, me saying ‘write what you know’ is particularly offensive, but all I’m doing is trying to get to the bottom of the situation. What is really damning is I believe Black Sabbath’s song ‘The Wizard’ is also about narcotics. The evidence is only mounting up, more. I don’t know if HH were joking, but they said their video was sponsored by Jamba Juice. Why a soft drinks company would want to sponsor drugged fuelled violence, I don’t know. A classic case of advertising to the wrong audience. I bet if HH are reading this, they’re probably thinking to themselves ‘Why doesn’t Simon go the whole way and accuse us of murder?…’ Well maybe there is no Wizard co-judging because he was assassinated. There you go.

A few moments pass. I’ve just taken my medication for the ten thousandth time, and I’m thinking a lot clearer now. You’ve just read a schizophrenic’s train of thought. I bet you thought psychosis was just about thinking people are out to get you. No, no, it’s far more complicated and random. (At least for me. There are different levels of severity. :S) Is this crazy blog a rehashing of material? I like to think it’s repetitive in an educational way. Like learning your times tables. If you have a problem with that, sue me. No only joking. Only a madman wants to be sued. I’ve actually never wanted to be sued, so if someone tells you to sue him and he means it… Well… Jeez, something’s seriously wrong. Now check out the video, below!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E1h7zIp-OY

After my sincerest (the most sincere ever) apologies, now it’s time to change the subject! Clasp your hands together! Keep doing it! Your same thumb is on top of the same other one time after time right? That’s because your left/right brain is dominant at all times, and your thumbs are connected to it! However, I DO change what thumbs are on top. Yes that’s right, I powned you science, you were wrong! Apparently it’s a disadvantage to you if you change thumbs, but I wasn’t given an explanation as to why. Do such people keep getting lost? If so… why? I mean I’m glad I’ve found an explanation if that’s the case, but care to elaborate? I just want to know why a five year old is smarter than me, at least in some areas. Is that too much to ask? Is the logical side of my brain as strong as the creative one? That makes no sense whatsoever. (Though when I was ten, I did solve a difficult maths puzzle).

Ok, on the subject of mentalness ONE LAST TIME, I watched Anchorman, recently. Here’s an interesting theory of mine that will change the way you watch it forever… My theory is that Will Ferrel’s character, Ron Burgundy, had a break with reality and merely THOUGHT he was an anchorman. Why did he talk to his dog and why did he think his dog was talking to him? Furthermore, why did no one go to jail after the gang brawl and murders? Because it never happened! And people can’t just pull huge weapons out of nowhere. Instead, the character was probably holding onto his keys. Have I ruined the film for you or have I added a sense of depth to it? If it’s the former, I can only apologise. Again. It may bring you peace of mind when I say my ideas are probably wrong. (Though of course dogs don’t have super powers and can’t communicate with bears, like in the movie). Bye!