Contest 64! (Blog 354)

This month Matt Jones is asking who’s crazier - Florida residents or Californians? Personally I wouldn’t know as I haven’t been to either city. However, I previously discussed my theory where people in cooler countries such as Norway are happiest because they feel constantly refreshed, and people in hotter countries are more violent because they feel constantly groggy. Er… Mexico? Filled with crime. So, let’s find out what the climate of the two cities is… Florida’s average temperature is 72 F, and California is 78 F. Now, what city has the most violent crime? Florida. DAMMIT! I was wrong, should be the other way round. Matt says people from Florida say people from California are crazier, and people from California say people from Florida are crazier. Do you know what that means? It means both cities don’t think being crazy is good! Whaaaat? Either that or they’re being modest. As is ‘No, no, no, you ARE crazier than me!’ And then the other guy would be like ‘Oh, you are too kind.’ Maybe that’s what’s happening. It’s the kind of thing I say at least, and I am being serious. Stay humble.

I’m wondering why Matt made his video in the first place. I guess he thinks like me, and is finding out who’s crazier in the hope he’s crazier than everyone. That way, he wins. Most ordinary people wouldn’t understand such thoughts, but me and Matt? We know. However, he has his own theories about why people become crazy. I think (or at least thought) high temperatures cause insanity, he thinks beaches do. The water gets in people’s heads making them mad? Interesting, interesting. I always hated the feeling of water in my ears, lots of people do. I get it, if you’re a surfer with that feeling constantly it could be even worse than feeling groggy. Matt is one smart cookie. Matt also says Florida has more people working steady jobs and has some of the weirdest things in the country. Florida being cooler yet has more violent crime? Sounds pretty weird to me. The only thing that makes sense to me is the job thing, because if you’re at least relatively refreshed, you should work harder. Oh wait a sec, I misunderstood. Apparently Florida is hotter. NOW things make sense for the most part at least. I told you. Still the work thing is a bit weird. Anywho, check out his vid below!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN3lACG8knk

Now to change the subject! It’s really cold outside (at the time of writing), so my car won’t start. You know what that means? I can’t drive to the petrol station and get my potato wedges. Arrrrgh. I really like potato wedges. Do you know what I’m eating right now instead? Plain as flip crackers, they’re not even salted! And where’s my muffin!?!? >:( I really hope my car starts tomorrow as I need to drive to get my monthly blood test over with. I hope I don’t have to phone a taxi, it’s just not worth the money. First up, the price of petrol of such a distance is close to nothing, second I LIKE DRIVING. Why pay someone to do something that’s fun? Can you imagine me paying someone to eat food in front of me, or to watch a film or both? If I did that, word would soon get around that I’m a legitimate freak! Ah, there were some cornflakes stored away in a cupboard and there is some milk in the fridge. Time to make a late breakfast. Cool milk, refreshing. But not so cold my cornflakes can’t start. Hang on, that doesn’t sound right at all, that was one of the weirdest things I’ve ever said. Very strange. Never mind, it happens to everyone, no? Bye! :)