Contest blog 70! (Blog 385)

In this month’s special Matt promo day, I will be discussing his video that explains that once you become a star, you get cloned. Whilst I can never see me becoming a star in the traditional sense at least, a few years after starting this site, something strange has happened. I have no solid proof someone has cloned me, but there is an old video of American guitarist on Youtube who looked more or less exactly the same as me as an early teenager. However, as he’s grown older he looks a bit less like me now, so not a true clone. Unless of course he’s onto me and has consequently got some mild plastic surgery. If so, I haven’t been so troubled in a long time. Why is he so fixated me? What are his goals? Etc., etc. On the plus side, I don’t consider him a rival. Unless he has more mental difficulties that is, of course. If he walks down the street with shoes on his head, there will be problems. Oh so you think you can out-crazy me? It’s on. >:( Interestingly in Matt’s video his clones look NOTHING like him, one is even a different race. I guess if you have a different personality (because of how you are raised, for example) you have a different facial expression, but I’m amazed your skin can change colour too. Maybe it’s a diet thing. Do salmon change colour due to diet? I think so, but if not the sheer randomness of the falsehood is very disturbing to me. (Oh no, I have to apologise for repeating myself again. :S) Whatever the case maybe I should stop comparing people to fish. It’s not super offensive, but it is weird and for that I’m sorry.

His clones don’t really even seem to get on with him that much. I’d like my clone. Unless the copied version of me tried to out-crazy me, maybe. Maybe that’s what’s going on with Matt in his video. Sure the clones in his sketch don’t SEEM crazy, but mental illness can be hard to spot. Narcissism, too. I know the link between insanity and vanity will be hard for most people to understand, but if you’ve been in a mental home, hundreds of thousands of pounds have been spent on you, you’re given reasonably good food, etc., subconsciously you see yourself as better than most people and get nervous about the thought of being outdone. And that’s what’s happened to me. Moving on, some of the background music is exceptionally basic in that only one note gets used, but it does build to a crescendo nicely. The musician knows what he doing. It’s with great sadness I say he’s lightyears ahead of me. Well in terms of taste, anyway. Innovation? Maybe not so much. Other backing music is more adventurous and features more than one chord! Mind blown, I didn’t even know that was possible. There’s even a cool tune to be heard, and again, more than one note was used. HOW?!?!?!?! Don’t believe me? Check out his video below!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF3DH_C8lVo

Now to change the subject! A person delivering my meds rang the doorbell and as it’s Summer, I was shirtless at the time. I was in quite a hurry to leave my bedroom, to run down the stairs and get ready to open the door with my shirt in hand, because such van drivers are fairly impatient and certainly have it in them to leave with the tablets. I did manage to put my shirt on before opening the door. However, as I would be screwed if the guy left without my medication, I took no chances and dressed myself way too fast. Sadly I put the thing on inside out. How’s that supposed to look? Judging by the look on the guy’s face he really noticed. A very funny story to tell people, I’m sure. Haha. This is just a theory, but MAYBE subconsciously I put my shirt on wrong intentionally. Sure it looked strange, but what would you rather you see from a schizophrenic - inside out clothes, or a shirt saying ‘Megadeth’ (meaning a million deaths)? Probably the former, right? So lucky me! (Or less darkly, I wore the clothes the way I did for the funny story). Bye!