Desperate Blog (Blog 357)

Other than the zoo visit and to a lesser extent my small Kingston shopping trip, I’ve had an exceptionally dull month even for me, so I’ll blog about a random day again, just for the sake of getting my monthly four blogs done. The thing is, my last blog of a random day will most likely be almost identical to this one. Time to get my thinking cap on and to try extra hard, I guess, let’s go! Actually, before I talk about today, let’s beef things up and talk about yesterday a bit. It was both my oldest niece’s birthday party and the day of the London Comedy Writer’s meeting I’ve been going to for ages. Last year my dad left without me to go the party, this year my dad said there wouldn’t be a party, but there was and he left without me whilst I was in London. Well he said he did a reasonable amount of things at the get together when I got back from the city at around 11:30 PM, I think he really just dropped off my present, said hello, then drove back. Basically, he’s extremely untrustworthy.

Now let’s go. The day after the last LCW meeting, I overslept and got up very late. For the sake of not wasting any more time, I didn’t check all my emails and that kind of stuff, but I very rarely use those things, anyway. The following day when I had more time, I would get proof I didn’t need to check it. Something to learn from, right? Nope, now I’m back to normal, checking pointless things repeatedly just for the peace of mind. It’s rubbish.

Right! Now here come’s today’s diary!

8:30: I got up 10 minutes later than usual but I earned it. I went to bed SO late yesterday. How late? How about this? 35 minutes past midnight! :O You know what that means? It means I got the same amount of sleep as a normal person. 5 minutes less, even. But of course, I won’t be getting used to it because the medication I’m on makes me sleep more. You have to weigh up the pros and cons. The extra snoozing really isn’t that big a deal. But life without my meds? Hoooooly (expletive).

9:05: I’ve finished checking all of my stuff that yes, mostly wasn’t necessary. But again, peace of mind.

9:12: I’ve just viewed the more fun websites, (for example the news, nothing too fancy) now it’s time to get food from the shops! Ah 7 minutes of fun. Yeah? Well it only gets better.

9:45: I’m back! I just let my dogs out after lots of checking the garden door was shut, naturally. You don’t want dogs running away, and you don’t want people stealing them. Ok, my dogs wouldn’t run away because they’re adorable, but they could be stolen because they’re adorable. Double edged dogs! I’ve been told petrol station potato wedges are gone forever but hash browns with certainly do. I watched a South Park reaction video whilst nomming. I guess the only way you can watch whole South Park episodes on Youtube is with people commenting on them, but not to worry you can ignore them. I find ignoring people very easy.

10:10: Hash browns, crisps and Lion Bars eaten! Actimel drunk! THAT’S living. Yum yum.

10:20: Teeth brushed, face washed. Yep, a hardcore ten minute cleaning session with tooth picks, mouthwash and toothpaste. A full blown bacterial assault with no prisoners. And don’t worry, I get baths after the gym. No shave today, as I only shave every two days. Let’s mix things up with a clean shaven look and stylish light stubble.

10:30: More fun Youtube videos watched, now’s the time to get to business and blog! To be specific, let’s make the prior comments readable. At the moment they’re 6 year old level, are riddled with mistakes and have nonsensical punctuation, but the important thing is I know what I mean!

11:25: I’m listening to Erotic Cakes by Guthrie Govan! You can get it second hand on Amazon for £10 if you use the English site, OR for over $400 if you use the American site. Moral of the story? At least one American is very greedy. I’m glad a I own a rare album, but shop around! And even if the first £10 copy goes, there’s another one for just five pounds more!

11:45: I’m about to sort my music boss’s emails into different categories. Boring stuff, but Guthrie will help me through these difficult times. He’s so fast. So melodic. Not worth $400 dollars, again, two people think it’s worth about £10, but still… not bad. You know what? I’ll say it’s worth £10 just the once more. It’s important.

11:58: Done! Don’t know what to say really. It’s finished? I guess that will have to do.

12:20: The sexy cake album is over! Out of curiosity, I looked at the album cover art. Did it feature cakes in underwear? No. And thank God.

12:34: I’ve just watched a Far Beyond the Sun cover! Not melodic but damn fast.

12:39: I’ve just sneezed twice. A few months ago I must have sneezed about 6 times in 2 minutes or less. I must have a really boring life if that stood out as notable? Yeah? Well you weren’t there. It was great.

13:00: Let’s have a break, I’m tired.

13:15: You know what, I think I’m just going to proof read what I have so far and post it. I really don’t think anything interesting is going to happen until I go to the gym and get a burger, which to be fair, will be good. But that’s ages away, so… Bye!