I don’t know what I’m doing :( (Blog 418)

I got a message on my website account telling me to add a special message to my adverts or something like that. ‘Something like that? Shouldn’t you be taking your website more seriously?’ You’d think so, however in the end I decided maybe not as I got another message telling me if I don’t add a message to whatever it is I’m supposed to add a message to, my account thing will add a message for me, so I don’t have to worry. However, I’m not 100% sure the mysterious message has been added to my site, as I can’t see any difference on my webpage. Maybe I’m not supposed to. Who knows?? To be as sure as possible and in the hope of getting assistance, I posted a message on a forum. Here were my exact words: ‘Hello, a while ago Adsense said it would create a privacy message/European regulation message for me on 16th January, 2024 or something like that, so I'm just checking my site is GDPR ready and all sorted out. My site is wiedemanncomedy.com, can someone take a look at it for me please? Thanks for your time!’ As you can see, it is pretty darn vague and maybe that’s the reason no one has bothered to reply to me.

I wanted to follow up the message with ‘a simple yes or no should suffice’ but I guess that would be rude. The forum says most questions get responded to in 24 hours, but I guess that excludes dumb questions. It’s worth pointing out how two of my other old questions I submitted to the site were flagged as spam. :( Yep, I’ve just checked my emails, and still no one has contacted me. I guess my question will be lost in the sands of time or will be deleted, too. I’m really not sure what I’m going to do. I mean the site SAID I should be fine, at least I think it did, but yeah, if I don’t even understand what should or shouldn’t be fine I’m pretty stuck. Hm. Not really sure what I should talk about, now. Ho hum, ho hum… I guess I’ve just eaten an apple. I read online that eating apples could rot your teeth will all the acid and all, OR they could actually help protect them. Is it really that complicated testing things? All you need is a tooth donated by a toddler, an old man or a poor guy who is dead and an apple. Then you put the tooth inside the apple and see what happens! Sorted!

On second thoughts, I think I read apples may be good for your teeth because they make you salivate more or something and that’s good. Obviously teeth inserted into apples can’t salivate. I’d hope anyway, that would be really creepy. Just the thought of removed teeth seemingly thinking for themselves or at least acting on their own in a zombie like state gives me the shivers. As you may have suspected, I’m doing this blog because my five Metal Rules albums have been written. I gave them all 4 out 5 which, when you consider my earlier writing, could suggest I didn’t even bother to listen to them, but actually that’s not true. Far from it, I spent a lot of time comparing the reviewed music to music that has been released beforehand. That will annoy the bands. I still haven’t got a reply to my message, you know? If rudeness won’t work, how about neediness? Would you think any less of me if I said something like ‘Reply to me, pleeeese…’? Oh never mind, I’ll just eat another apple. Bye!