Mini People Visit Extreme (Blog 395)

To start this day, I ate Papa John’s pizza leftovers! To mix things up a bit, I got a ‘half and half’ pizza, in this case an Xtra Hot Meat Feast and a Spicy Veg Feast. They almost taste identical because both are covered in the same spicy sauce, so here’s a tip for you PJ: Warn your costumers or they’ll think you’re a one trick pony. And you’re so not. :) I slept downstairs by the fridge in case my dad sole some of my pizza but in doing so I lost my pillow case and I still can’t find it. Loosing your keys is one thing but your bed clothes? Much harder to explain, obviously. Maybe one of my dogs took it as a kind of memento? Sounds like stalkerish behaviour which is out of character for them. Anyway, after nomming, I did my once every couple of days shave, and even later on in the day, I would be visiting my brother’s mini family. For a long time I’ve been thinking to myself ‘how come whenever I see my brother’s family, I don’t shave?’ Do they have a pathological need to see stubble? Whatever the case, today was different.

The reason for visiting the mini people was to check out my niece’s kitten she was given for her upcoming birthday. I also went there to drop off my cat-themed present! However, the animal didn’t really do anything of interest as it was very shy. If it doesn’t want to be part of my blog, I should respect his wishes. So, Pincy the cat, hello and go back to sleeping 20 hours a day. :S As it wasn’t her birthday yet, my present wasn’t unwrapped. I’m glad the lack of opening wasn’t because of a lack of interest. If so it would be hurtful, but at least Pincy the cat would get a self-esteem boost knowing that he was so much of a priority. I’m imagining a life time of hugs. Sadly some of the conversations weren’t very good. This is the kind of stuff my dad said to my nephew: ‘Look, a car with wheels.’ I mean how does anyone respond to that? A self-esteem boost for my dad knowing cars have wheels, but to me the boost would be so miniscule, I wouldn’t have even bothered pointing it out. At least I hope the boost would be small for my dad. If not, things are bad.

Some of the other conversations were plain pushy. My brother said I shouldn’t be living with my dad anymore and that he’s bought me a council house and done all the paperwork. So if I stop blogging it’s because I’m busy moving. Either that, or I’ll be in my new abode eating samey, delicious pizza. So there you go, some fairly extreme subject matter from my family, I’m sure you’ll agree. From pointing out how things move to changing my whole life in just a few minutes? I’m assuming a more normal family would talk more about the cat. As lunch was soon to be enjoyed by everyone, me and my dad went home. It’s with great shame I say one of the mail highlights of the outing was the trip back. I’ve finally seen a YJM (Yngwie Malmsteen) numberplate! I’ve seen a few SJWs, a few EVHs but never a YJM! My teenage fantasy has finally come true! I wonder what numberplate to look out for next? Maybe Chino Moreno’s initials which are CWM. But of course it could be another 22 years before I finally see one!

Now what to say? Hm. Oh I know, as it’s a Sunday I won’t be going to gym and I’ll be taking it easily and doing a fair bit of eating. Sure I haven’t really built up TOO much muscle by going to the place which is annoying because I go there a lot, but the plus side is no matter what I do eat, I don’t seem to put on any weight. But yeah, it’s annoying when you see really beefed up people who don’t seem to work out half as hard as you. BUT I EAT MORE CHOCOLATE. I guess I can do some more guitar practice, too. I’m a good lead player, but sadly my rhythm playing is very far behind. Just yesterday I tried playing some pretty straightforward stuff (‘Live Wire’ by Motley Crue!), but not exactly cleanly. So I was thinking ‘ooooh damn.’ Not to worry I like the song, so practicing it should be fun. However, I’ll have to imagine the epic bass playing in my head. Pretty easy to do as it’s very simple, which is why I was surprised when I learnt the bassist is the band’s main songwriter. If I had to put money on it I’d say the guitarist was. I’m not saying Nikki Sixx looks dumb, but he certainly doesn’t look sensible with the black lines on his cheeks that look like they were drawn with a pen. That’s it, bye!