My Clothing Range?? (Blog 294)

Here’s my idea for my own clothing range! The picture says it all, really. It’s certainly a gap in the market in my experience, it’s also a very powerful image, and for those reasons alone, I really think I’m onto something. Note how the drawing is giving a thumbs up, not an up yours sign. You have to look at direction the fingers are pointing. I guess I could do an up yours version, but it’s a bit punk, a bit too far, and punk’s been done. I’m sorry fans of the genre, but you may want to find a new style of music to listen to, unless you’re still anti the government of the 70s/80s and you have a hard time letting things go. Yes, there is modern punk, but as it’s often about the trivial act of skateboarding, it’s harder to take seriously. Things may have seemed cold to you all those decades ago, but sometimes that’s the most logical approach for leaders. (You may want to check out some math rock to fully appreciate such a sentiment. Get it? :D) Or maybe something equally obnoxious as punk is better for you. Like country music. If you like country music and you found that offensive, I Googled worst types of music and that was at No. 1. Punk music wasn’t even mentioned, proving my earlier point. Margaret Thatcher is dead now, anyway. Only a very hateful person would hold a grudge against a dead person. In that case, maybe black metal is better for you? There’s music for everyone.

Interestingly ‘Pornogrind’ was only 9th on the list, and that’s a style you really do have to hear to believe. Country music is worse than pornogrind. Wow. THAT’S powerful. In all seriousness, check the music out on Youtube. Some of it ‘better’ than others, in particular, you have to seek out the stuff where the singer makes diarrhea noises with his mouth. (I’m referring to PG, not country music, btw). I really am obsessed with it. Anyway, my clothes: Sure my picture has kind of punky hair, but I’ve never actually seen that exact style. I really would love to, though. I actually think it’s the style of the future. As I believe djent is still as popular as it was a few years ago and it has no signs of stopping, maybe the hairdo could be the go-to style for post djent fans? The haircut could simply be called ‘the djent’. Very cool. ‘Hang on, this is a monologue, not a blog’. I do apologise, I’ve just eaten some pasta. There you go. Do you want me to lie and say I’m making the clothes right now, so I can claim to blog? I mean, I’m flattered if you think everyone in the future will be wearing my brand (Wiedebrand), but for now, I’m happy doing my site. Changing the subject a little because I don’t care about consistency, of course wearing my clothes would give you an ego boost, but how will the other people seeing the clothes react? Would they show respect? I sure would hope so, but actually the opposite reaction is likely, I think. But in situations where respect is demanded, i.e. schools or in the army, I think my products could be very successful. Just not so much in dangerous inner city areas.

What I like about my drawing is that both sexes can wear it. Whether my character is masculine or feminine is quite hard to say for sure. I also use the girly pink and more aggressive red, further broadening my audience. Subtle. Clever. Of course women can wear red, especially when going on a romantic date, but the colour is usually perceived as aggressive. However, I’m certainly not saying my clothes would be inappropriate in a restaurant, or whatever. Please do wear them in such a situation, in fact. A date to remember. Yes, the slogan wouldn’t make much sense (unless you have a very unusual romantic style), but again, memories. Oh no, I’ve gone monologue again. I’m getting a burger, later. Also, I’m not sure why I drew someone with such freakishly big eyes, he/she must have significant difficulties in life, especially in windy weather when all sorts of things are flying around, but that’s just another kind of people my products will appeal to. Those with big eyes. If you think that sounds silly, you’re actually being quite insensitive.

My clothes in this instance are designed for those with long, wide bodies and very thin arms, but that’s not to say some alterations can’t be made. Then again, if the shape of my clothes are the main issue, I think I’ve done a pretty good job on the whole. To sum up, I’m sorry if you’re a country music fan and you’re offended, but to be honest, I don’t really like the genre either. I don’t think it’s anywhere NEAR as bad as pornogrind though, so there is that at least. Political punk music is basically over in my opinion, but as long as you like listening to songs about floors (I’m being serious, NOFX have a song called ‘Linoleum’), listen to as much punk as you want. I like songs about floors, too. Furthermore, I’m not RECOMMENDING that people wear my products in romantic settings, I’m just saying in certain situations it could work. Maybe when one person has a cold, and the other one doesn’t?? (I’m better than you). A bit insensitive, but you can laugh about it later. Maybe that sounded weird. I don’t know. That’s all there is to say for now, byee! (Oh yes, and if you’re curious, I really made this a blog because I don’t know how to add pictures to monologues. Bye!)