Shopping and the Supernatural! (Blog 197)

Today I went to the shops and bought a couple of CDs and a Subway! Of course that probably wouldn’t be blog worthy before all the coronavirus business, but it is now, that’s what I’m saying. I’ve been looking forward to this day for a while now, and rather spookily I bought a strange countdown to it, without me even realising. Turns out the vitamin D supplements I’ve been taking for the last 60 days ran out today. What are the odds in that? I’ll tell you: 1 in 60. ‘That’s not so unlikely’. Isn’t it? Put it this way, if I said to you pick any number between 1 and 60 and I guessed correctly, would you be unimpressed? I know I’d be amazed. 1 in 60 is not to be sniffed at. But what is the significance of this day? Is it important simply because I have new music to listen to (that would be odd), or MAYBE the album titles are trying to tell me something.

So, I bought ‘Bark at the Moon’ by Ozzy Osbourne. Should I bark at the moon in the hope of awaking sprits/zombies (kind zombies of course)/whatever? Or maybe doing so will enlighten me and change my life. Well I guess I’ll never know if barking will do anything, because I’m simply not doing it. Sorry. I’m not stopping you, though. However, I give you this warning: You’ll looks nuts if you try. Unless you drive a fair amount of miles away to a remote countryside area, but if you get caught doing THAT, you’ll only look worse. The other album I bought was ‘Hand it Over’ by Dinosaur Jr. Hand what over? If you think I’m going to give away my possessions one by one to see if anything magical happens, you’ve got another thing coming. ‘But you should never ignore the message of the vitamins!’ Too bad.

Sadly I couldn’t get a Starbucks today because it was closed. Could the magical countdown be bringing my attention to the fact I couldn’t get a hot chocolate and large chocolate coin, today? That’s even weirder. I’m not even going to bother thinking about that one. As I pointed out, I got myself a Subway, too. Did it make me feel magical? No. Because of all the salt and fat in it, it would have made my mood ever so slightly worse, if anything. How exciting. I can’t wait for that to happen again. Oh yes, and I bought some mouth wash and some tooth picks. In contrast to the food, I guess MAYBE the cleaning fluid could make me feel KIND of magical because of all the alcohol in it, but I’m sure drinking large quantities would be dangerous. So let’s move on.

I also had a blood test today, again because of the medication I’m on. The most narcissistic idea of this blog is that my BLOOD is somehow enchanted and whilst that is arguably the most likely explanation, it would still be too confusing for me to comprehend, so I’m not going to think about that either. Call me lazy, call me sane; who knows? Oh yes, maybe my driving could have been spellbinding today, now that I think of it, but whilst it has been described as ‘good’, sadly it’s never been described as anything more. So that’s it really, a fairly average day. Hm. I guess bye? Oh, one more thing, I may be combining the upcoming Father’s Day blog and my future dentist blog into one. That way my 199th contest blog be uploaded on the 1st of July and my 200th blog ultrablog can be uploaded on the 2nd as planned. Let’s not screw up my schedule. Bye!