I’ve discussed Simon’s number, which is a special number meaning infinity plus one, used only when going to Staines, now I need to come...

Tomorrow I’ll be getting my hair cut! Last time I wrote about such an event (or maybe the time before last #notsure) a credit card...

As infinity is the largest number possible, does that mean this will be my very last Staines blog? I very much doubt it. Next time I’ll...

Simon: Hello, listeners, welcome to this ultra incredible podcast celebrating Simon’s 400th blog! Dominant Egg: Thanks for having me…...

Tomorrow, I will be posting my special 400th blog hyper mega blog! It will be much, much bigger than my 300th entry :O. It won’t be...

I really, really, really wanted another milkshake, so I decided to go to Staines again. Of course I could get a CD too, but in this case...

As the title suggests, I’ve recently been to the dentist! There is also a bit of a lie in the title, but I was just trying to be...

Today I’ve had another booster jab in nearby Chertsey! I previously talked about how I was intrigued by famously miserable town Hounslow...

To start this day, I ate Papa John’s pizza leftovers! To mix things up a bit, I got a ‘half and half’ pizza, in this case an Xtra Hot...

Staines has been visited again by me a ridiculous amount of times now, as shown by the above title. Fittingly, googol is a silly sounding...

Helloooooo, it’s a new contest blog! So, hello. In Matt’s latest sketch, he plays a standup comic who goes mental on stage and tells his...

Today my brother’s family visited me and my dad! How much of the family? It’s pretty big… Turning up were my brother, my sister in law,...

I’m a bit desperate for blog material this month, so I thought I’d blog about washing my car, yesterday. Surely that can’t be done?...

I’ve been to Staines again! Why? To get presents for a double birthday! Yep, my nephew AND sister in law were born on the same day. A...

I went to a steam fair with my dad on Saturday because I was hoping my brother’s family would turn up but didn’t, and I also went to a...

Hello! I was thinking to myself ‘is there any reason I always post these one-entry competition blogs on the 1st day of the month? Why not...

Today I went with my dad to a steam fair! Because he brought along his mini steam engine in his van, we got there before the event...

For the octillionth time, I’ve been to Staines! I said I wouldn’t write about milkshakes again, but I lied. As far as I’m aware, I may...

In this month’s special Matt promo day, I will be discussing his video that explains that once you become a star, you get cloned. Whilst...

Today, me and my dad visited my brother’s family! The first thing I saw in the home was my niece’s pet sea monkeys. You’d think I’d be be...