Yesterday I went shopping in Kingston THEN Staines! First up in the first town, I went to the nearby CD shop. Well, I thought I walked...

Yesterday, I went to a party! It was a London Comedy Writers party! I’ve been to the LCW meeting hundreds of times, would that mean I...

Another 15 short video contests have gone by since my last UFCP, (not to be confused with Ultra Fine Carbon Particles, which in contrasts...

(Warning: I found a way to talk about pizza again). In this Matt appreciation blog, Matt talks about how to be a successful comedian AND...

The other day I checked the Papa John’s website as I often do, and the site said it didn’t deliver to me any more! A small wave of dread...

TV program Big Brother has ended! I always wanted to see what would happen in the show, so I tuned in almost every day, but it was mostly...

Time to share another of Matt’s videos! As he has always agreed to let me share his stuff in the past, I was thinking of writing about...

I’ve discussed Simon’s number, which is a special number meaning infinity plus one, used only when going to Staines, now I need to come...

Tomorrow I’ll be getting my hair cut! Last time I wrote about such an event (or maybe the time before last #notsure) a credit card...

As infinity is the largest number possible, does that mean this will be my very last Staines blog? I very much doubt it. Next time I’ll...

Simon: Hello, listeners, welcome to this ultra incredible podcast celebrating Simon’s 400th blog! Dominant Egg: Thanks for having me…...

Tomorrow, I will be posting my special 400th blog hyper mega blog! It will be much, much bigger than my 300th entry :O. It won’t be...

I really, really, really wanted another milkshake, so I decided to go to Staines again. Of course I could get a CD too, but in this case...

As the title suggests, I’ve recently been to the dentist! There is also a bit of a lie in the title, but I was just trying to be...

Today I’ve had another booster jab in nearby Chertsey! I previously talked about how I was intrigued by famously miserable town Hounslow...

To start this day, I ate Papa John’s pizza leftovers! To mix things up a bit, I got a ‘half and half’ pizza, in this case an Xtra Hot...

Staines has been visited again by me a ridiculous amount of times now, as shown by the above title. Fittingly, googol is a silly sounding...

Helloooooo, it’s a new contest blog! So, hello. In Matt’s latest sketch, he plays a standup comic who goes mental on stage and tells his...

Today my brother’s family visited me and my dad! How much of the family? It’s pretty big… Turning up were my brother, my sister in law,...

I’m a bit desperate for blog material this month, so I thought I’d blog about washing my car, yesterday. Surely that can’t be done?...