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New HMV! (Blog 343)
I recently won £25 through Premium Bonds, so I decided to treat myself to two CDs from the new CD shop in Staines! I noticed that whilst...
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Dec 4, 20222 min read


Blog 342 (Contest Blog 62)
I have another Matt Jones video for you! You may remember last month I posted his standup routine, here’s another! Well actually it’s the...
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Dec 1, 20223 min read


England vs Wales (Blog 341)
Yesterday, Eng played Wales! How did it go? Read on. But first, here’s a funny story. On Monday, I turned the TV on randomly again, and...
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Nov 30, 20225 min read


England Vs USA! (Blog 340)
Yesterday, England played the USA at football! How did it go? Read on! I mean, you’d think England would win as America doesn’t even care...
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Nov 26, 20224 min read


England Vs Iran! (Blog 339)
England just played Iran at football! How did it go? Read on! But first, in the pre-match show, one footfall fan said he won’t be not...
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Nov 21, 20224 min read


RPG Finished! (Blog 338)
After a good four months I’ve finally finished my RPG game about a dying man getting help from his friends to find a long lost spoon!...
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Nov 8, 20224 min read


Contest Blog 61! (Blog 337)
Maybe I should just call these contest blogs ‘The Matt Jones Show’. Because that’s basically what it is now. What has he got for us all...
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Nov 1, 20223 min read


Another Booster! (Blog 336)
Yesterday, I planned to get yet another Covid booster, but this time in Staines! A very simple and short journey, right? Actually, I got...
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Oct 21, 20223 min read


Insane Birthday Party! (Blog 335)
Yesterday and round brother’s house, I celebrated my youngest niece’s fourth extreme birthday party! Starting this blog off light, I was...
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Oct 14, 20223 min read


More Hardcore Presents, More Hardcore Milkshake (Blog 334)
Today and in Staines, I bought a present for my youngest niece’s (who looks creepily like my mum) birthday! What was it? That will be a...
deftonesaresuper
Oct 9, 20223 min read


More Dentistry! (Blog 333)
Ah, triple three. Three threes. What a number. Has it been an equally special day? Well, you’ll find out soon enough. As I’ve recently...
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Oct 5, 20223 min read


Ultimate Facebook Contest Post 4 (Blog 332)
Ok, another 15 Facebook contests have gone by, and another 15 homemade comments on the winner’s videos have gone by, too. Now’s the time...
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Oct 2, 20225 min read


Contest blog 60 (Blog 331)
What Matt Jones video have I selected this month? He calls it ‘The Man Child Community’. Very funny. -_- Ideally, I’d like to live in a...
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Oct 1, 20223 min read


Hardcore Mega Double Birthday Party (Blog 330)
You know when I wrote about buying presents for a mega double ultra birthday party? After a good three weeks, I had the celebration...
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Sep 26, 20224 min read


Jumbo Jet Proof (Blog 329)
I have previously talked about how it seems that loud jumbo jets fly over my house, just as I’m listening to cool sections of a song, and...
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Sep 25, 20225 min read


7Bone! (Blog 328)
7Bone can’t deliver to me, so it’s time to take things into my own hands and drive to them. Am I scared? Of course I am. For the post-car...
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Sep 18, 20224 min read


Extreme Double Birthday Presents! (Blog 327)
First up: Great news! You know how I complained about having brown bits of mank on the sides of some of my teeth? I’ve discovered a real...
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Sep 4, 20224 min read


Contest 59! (Blog 326)
Should people eat bugs as some people are suggesting? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo. Thankfully winner Matt Jones agrees with me. They look...
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Sep 1, 20223 min read


Great Weather! (Blog 325)
I know Summer isn’t over technically speaking, but the weather is much cooler now and that’s good enough for me. Furthermore, apparently...
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Aug 23, 20223 min read


Bangin’ New Car! (Blog 324)
As I said in blog 323, I have a new car! A bangin’ new car! But what was it like sorting everything out? First up, the car salesman...
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Aug 9, 20224 min read
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