Today, I went to the mini trains place for the Simon’th Number time! Ah, Simon’s Number. Little did I realise at the time of its...

I’ve been waiting for this moment for years now, and I never even thought it would happen. As this is a story filled with hope, tension,...

In one of Matt’s most recent sketches, a man on a date tries to pay for a meal, but his credit card gets declined. Not a problem, the...

Today I went to a steam fair! I wasn’t sure if I wanted to go, but I did want some blog material. My dad told me there were some steam...

I’ve been to Staines a ridiculous amount of times, and as explained a while ago, I had to invent a super massive number that I called...

Hi, Simon here, it’s time for another Eurovision superblog! As always, I won’t be giving deep reviews of the songs and videos of the...

Today, my brother’s family will be visiting me and my dad! Will it be blog worthy? I don’t know. If I say no, I will be offending my...

In this Matt Jones appreciation day, the comedian talks about how failure makes you a better person. Couldn’t agree more! I tried to be...

As the title suggests, I’ve just been to the dentist! Last checkup 6 months ago, I was told that mouthwash has been giving me brown...

Yesterday, my brother and two of his mini children visited me and my dad to celebrate Easter! I could have posted about the event...

Hello readers, I have to come clean. As has been suspected for a while now, I have had a lot of help with my site. What form has the help...

It’s Easter Sunday! As that’s only one letter away from Easter Funday, would it be irony if the day didn’t turn out to be fun? It’s...

As I’m typing, it’s a Friday and I’m pointing out how I haven’t been to the three local charity shops in a while, so I thought it would...

Yesterday I went to a zoo with my dad and my brother’s family! One of the first things we all saw were the fish. Some fish interestingly...

This month has been pretty uneventful, even for me. As I’m typing on a Friday, I don’t know if I’ll be going to Whipsnade Zoo with my...

It’s time for another Matt promo day! In one of his latest videos, Matt talks about how there are twelve steps in the treatment of...

Today, I went super market shopping with my dad! I got the usual stuff, but of particular note were the delicious, three ginger shots and...

This is a worldwide story now and most know about it, but I just had to comment on it as it’s completely MENTAL. So yeah, you’ve probably...

I dropped a veteran mug and broke it, I’m all out of ‘my’ other (my dad’s) mugs because of a number of similar incidents, so I decided to...

Today in Matt’s promotion day, I will be discussing his video about self-treating anxiety. Matt finds tapping himself whilst thinking of...