One of my car tyres was worn out, so I planned on getting a new one. It was a simple plan, so I could act on it immediately. The first...

Hello. Long story short, I didn’t top up my phone for over 6 months, my phone number was therefore cancelled and I ended up having to pay...

Yesterday, England played football against Slovenia! I’ve talked about colour theory in previous football blogs where wearing blue for...

My computer has been freezing a lot over the last month or so, I assumed because of old age. The thing is, my computer isn’t particularly...

For the 81st time, hello Wiedemann comedy contest fans! Things will get a little weird, but I guess no weirder than usual, now let’s go!...

As the title suggests, I’ve been to Staines again. I know I’ve been there more than Simon’s Number times, but my brain just doesn’t have...

Today I had my car’s MOT test! Shortly after leaving my house for it, I found my car smelt a bit, which was annoying. Out of all the days...

Today, I went to the mini trains place for the Simon’th Number time! Ah, Simon’s Number. Little did I realise at the time of its...

I’ve been waiting for this moment for years now, and I never even thought it would happen. As this is a story filled with hope, tension,...

In one of Matt’s most recent sketches, a man on a date tries to pay for a meal, but his credit card gets declined. Not a problem, the...

Today I went to a steam fair! I wasn’t sure if I wanted to go, but I did want some blog material. My dad told me there were some steam...

I’ve been to Staines a ridiculous amount of times, and as explained a while ago, I had to invent a super massive number that I called...

Hi, Simon here, it’s time for another Eurovision superblog! As always, I won’t be giving deep reviews of the songs and videos of the...

Today, my brother’s family will be visiting me and my dad! Will it be blog worthy? I don’t know. If I say no, I will be offending my...

In this Matt Jones appreciation day, the comedian talks about how failure makes you a better person. Couldn’t agree more! I tried to be...

As the title suggests, I’ve just been to the dentist! Last checkup 6 months ago, I was told that mouthwash has been giving me brown...

Yesterday, my brother and two of his mini children visited me and my dad to celebrate Easter! I could have posted about the event...

Hello readers, I have to come clean. As has been suspected for a while now, I have had a lot of help with my site. What form has the help...

It’s Easter Sunday! As that’s only one letter away from Easter Funday, would it be irony if the day didn’t turn out to be fun? It’s...

As I’m typing, it’s a Friday and I’m pointing out how I haven’t been to the three local charity shops in a while, so I thought it would...