Yesterday, I didn’t have my computer as I was getting it repaired. What could I do as I waited for it to be picked up? Very little, other...

On Sunday, I went to another steam fair with my dad, partly because I wanted a break from my site. After about three seconds of getting...

As long term readers will know, I gave up drinking alcohol because it stopped making me feel good, and even though I’ve never been a...

August has to be my least favourite month of the year. The weather is too hot and there is little to look forward to as my birthday has...

Yesterday, I had to update my computer again. It couldn’t be as bad as last time, could it?? I mean this time I didn’t leave things over...

For a while I’ve been wanting to go to the Five Guys place in Staines as I’ve heard great things about the franchise. I’ve actually been...

Yesterday, I went to a chilli fair in Guildford with my dad, my brother, sister in law and her three mini children! To start the day, we...

In Matt’s latest sketch, his character decides whether to take a Matrix style red pill or a blue pill. (Or in this case a red or blue...

Yesterday, England played Spain in the football finals! In the pre-match talk, I noticed a Spanish footballer who can’t pronounce his...

Yesterday, England played football against the Netherlands! As we all know, the Netherlands got its name because the people there never...

I am now 36 as is Jack Whitehall! Roman numerals are considered inferior to Arabic numbers, but I can say my age with both of my hand’s...

A couple of days ago, England played football against Switzerland! Why didn’t I post a blog about that sooner? Well, I was busy partying...

Yesterday, England played Slow-vakia at football! England versus another slow country? The former would surely win. It was explained that...

One of my car tyres was worn out, so I planned on getting a new one. It was a simple plan, so I could act on it immediately. The first...

Hello. Long story short, I didn’t top up my phone for over 6 months, my phone number was therefore cancelled and I ended up having to pay...

Yesterday, England played football against Slovenia! I’ve talked about colour theory in previous football blogs where wearing blue for...

My computer has been freezing a lot over the last month or so, I assumed because of old age. The thing is, my computer isn’t particularly...

For the 81st time, hello Wiedemann comedy contest fans! Things will get a little weird, but I guess no weirder than usual, now let’s go!...

As the title suggests, I’ve been to Staines again. I know I’ve been there more than Simon’s Number times, but my brain just doesn’t have...

Today I had my car’s MOT test! Shortly after leaving my house for it, I found my car smelt a bit, which was annoying. Out of all the days...