On this month’s teacher themed podcast, Matt and co. almost immediately discuss a place obsessed with cheese! Just a few seconds in and...

Ok, the Guildford chilli and cheese festival visit was cancelled so I can’t truly blog about it, but I can pretend I was there. In fact,...

You may have read one of my interviews on this site where I talked about how my left hand is less veiny than my right, suggesting I...

Right, I’m typing on a Monday and NOW I’m 37. Am I going to celebrate in the way I did two days ago? Nope. I’d like to, but asking my...

For practical reasons, I celebrated my birthday two days earlier than I should have done, yesterday. Yep, as I’m typing on a Sunday,...

Yesterday, I slept with the window slightly open in warm weather. Big deal, right? Nope, it made me ill for a good two hours and gave me...

Great news! In the MOT centre on Thursday I was TOLD something was seriously wrong with my engine when coolant or whatever it was, was...

Earlier on this morning, I drove to get my MOT done. As usual, I left about 20 minutes earlier than I needed to, but to be fair there is...

Another month has passed and it’s time to review another of Matt’s teacher themed podcasts! Yet, again no one really had anything...

I’ve been sorting through emails for one of the Metal Rules members of staff for a good 7 or 8 years now (on and off, I mean), but for an...

It’s time to blog about another of Matt Jones’s teacher themed podcasts, this time featuring guest teech Daffany Clark. At first I read...

Today I went to the mini trains place with my dad, brother, sister in law, two mini nieces and one mini nephew. On the car journey there...

I (very) often Google when my next Mac update will be and Google AI said it will be early next month, then a few days away, then today as...

Yesterday I had a mental health checkup! Sounds pretty straight forward, right? Especially with my tendency to arrive to places around 30...

Hello, readers! It’s another Eurovision blog and with me Simon, there are the two eggs, Charlie and Wendy Baldwin! Charlie: Thank you for...

I’m typing on a Friday and tomorrow I’ll be getting my hair cut! A hair cut on blog 515, which is exactly the same as 515.0, 515.0 is...

I’ve had well over 100, maybe 400 or more higher end curries now if you include the fancy ones my mum made, and I THINK the one I had...

Earlier on today I went to the dentist for a teeth hygiene appointment and then a teeth checkup shortly after in the some building. The...

Last Wednesday, my plan was to get more fried chicken and chips from the local fish and chips shop. I was thinking to myself ‘fine give...

Matt is back in business after a short break! In his latest podcast he talks about how hard it is getting the children he teaches to show...