It’s time to share another Matt Jones podcast again! It lasts a good hour, so the plan is to listen to it in the background as I type...

This morning I had my yearly triple hardcore mental blood test at the doctor’s. For whatever reason, the instant finger pricking blood...

On Wednesday night, I bought some fish and chips and was looking forward to them. However, on the drive home I noticed objects on the...

Simon: Hello and welcome to the super mega event that is blog 500! Janine Georgopoulos: I have a bomb! Simon: Now, now, Janine. Don’t do...

A good few years ago now, I put my credit card in a so called ‘credit card machine’ and the machine stole it. I complained in the shop...

Simon: Hello, we’re really getting close to blog 500, now! I’m sure it will be very exciting. Getting everyone together, though? Not an...

Simon: I want to get blog 500 out of the way as soon as possible (simply because it will be a lot of work), so my plan is to write three...

January was a ridiculously dull month, so I thought I’d treat myself to another trip to Staines! In the carpark and as always, I...

This Matt Jones promo day, I won’t be posting one of his sketches but one of his podcasts about being a teacher! I taught guitar for a...

As I’m typing on a Sunday, my brother and his family SHOULD be visiting me and my dad later on. In the meantime, I have a few things to...

I’m not really sure what to blog about, but as I was told many years ago now to write four blogs a month, I guess I’m stuck. I was...

I’m typing this up on the 7th of January, and finally my post-Christmas blues have at least mostly faded. I have nothing to look forward...

Today (yesterday at the time of writing), I should be going to a pub lunch with my family! What to do in the meantime? Hm. I could point...

As my brother is celebrating Christmas with his family far away without me, that means I’m alone with my dad as I blog about the day. Not...

Yesterday, I went Christmas shopping in Kingston and THEN Staines, hence my use of the word ‘spectacular’! Soon after getting out of bed...

In this festive Matt Jones promo day, we have him goofing around with some bloopers. It’s not one of his best videos, but in this...

Yesterday, I went to another London Comedy Writers Christmas party! Last year I just sat down for a while, had a drink and then went...

Yesterday, I went through something pretty epic. It was filled with highs and lows (mostly lows, as well as many feelings of despair and...

Charlie! When I saw you working on the set of your new film and you got talking to me? It was the happiest day of my life! I know it’s a...

Hello, the Dominant Egg, here! I would usually say that I’ve been busy with my Christmas shopping, but sadly I haven’t heard from many of...