For a while I’ve been wanting to go to the Five Guys place in Staines as I’ve heard great things about the franchise. I’ve actually been...

Yesterday, I went to a chilli fair in Guildford with my dad, my brother, sister in law and her three mini children! To start the day, we...

In Matt’s latest sketch, his character decides whether to take a Matrix style red pill or a blue pill. (Or in this case a red or blue...

Yesterday, England played Spain in the football finals! In the pre-match talk, I noticed a Spanish footballer who can’t pronounce his...

Yesterday, England played football against the Netherlands! As we all know, the Netherlands got its name because the people there never...

I am now 36 as is Jack Whitehall! Roman numerals are considered inferior to Arabic numbers, but I can say my age with both of my hand’s...

A couple of days ago, England played football against Switzerland! Why didn’t I post a blog about that sooner? Well, I was busy partying...

Yesterday, England played Slow-vakia at football! England versus another slow country? The former would surely win. It was explained that...

One of my car tyres was worn out, so I planned on getting a new one. It was a simple plan, so I could act on it immediately. The first...

Hello. Long story short, I didn’t top up my phone for over 6 months, my phone number was therefore cancelled and I ended up having to pay...

Yesterday, England played football against Slovenia! I’ve talked about colour theory in previous football blogs where wearing blue for...

My computer has been freezing a lot over the last month or so, I assumed because of old age. The thing is, my computer isn’t particularly...

For the 81st time, hello Wiedemann comedy contest fans! Things will get a little weird, but I guess no weirder than usual, now let’s go!...

As the title suggests, I’ve been to Staines again. I know I’ve been there more than Simon’s Number times, but my brain just doesn’t have...

Today I had my car’s MOT test! Shortly after leaving my house for it, I found my car smelt a bit, which was annoying. Out of all the days...

Today, I went to the mini trains place for the Simon’th Number time! Ah, Simon’s Number. Little did I realise at the time of its...

I’ve been waiting for this moment for years now, and I never even thought it would happen. As this is a story filled with hope, tension,...

In one of Matt’s most recent sketches, a man on a date tries to pay for a meal, but his credit card gets declined. Not a problem, the...

Today I went to a steam fair! I wasn’t sure if I wanted to go, but I did want some blog material. My dad told me there were some steam...

I’ve been to Staines a ridiculous amount of times, and as explained a while ago, I had to invent a super massive number that I called...